Homework

Hey Dad,
I have some homework for you.  Am I allowed to assign you homework?  I want you to write 3 Vietnam posts.  The first about how you are supposed to keep your gun clean.  The second, the story about how you were on the ground and saw the "trees" moving.  The third story about how you became the general's driver.  In fact, why don't you just tell the stories to Mom how you would if you were talking to a group of young people and then have her type it as you talk?  She's pretty fast, I bet she could keep up.  I'd love to read the stories to the girls for Father's Day. 
Love you,
B